The Bugfix Boulevardier

The Bugfix Boulevardier

A robust, bitter remedy to the day’s persistent issues, ensuring a smooth, if slightly dark, resolution.

Ingredients:

2 oz High-Rye Bourbon or Rye Whiskey
1 oz Campari
1 oz Sweet Vermouth (e.g., Carpano Antica Formula)
2 dashes Orange Bitters

Garnish:
Flamed orange peel

Ice

Instructions:

Combine rye whiskey, Campari, sweet vermouth, and orange bitters in a mixing glass.
Add a generous amount of ice and stir until well-chilled (about 30 seconds).
Strain into a chilled rocks glass over a large ice cube.
Express the oils from an orange peel over the drink, lightly flame it if desired, then drop it into the glass.

Developer’s Note:
This robust concoction is designed to patch over any lingering issues, ensuring your runtime is as smooth as your recovery. No hotfixes required, just a cold glass.